About Us

 

 

We are Rocks Off, and we rock, cuz we care. We love more than putting on ass-kickin shows, with bills of bands that make in clubs & environments that don't suck.

We like awesome bands, big stages, crisp sound, bright lights, & most of all fun people. Our flagship event is the Rocks Off concert Cruise Series. We run close to 200 concerts, parties and events on boats from April - October, and sometimes even beyond. We also have amazing on-the-water tailgate parties to Mets games and concerts at Citi Field. We also produce shows in venues all over NYC: Bowery Ballroom, Highline Ballroom, BB King's, The Fillmore at Irving Plaza, Gramercy Theater, Mercury Lounge, Knitting Factory, Southpaw, Music Hall of Williamsburg, Pianos and many more.

So come check us out sometime in one of our venues, or come out on the water on a cruise with us. You'll be glad you did. We promise.

 

 


 

File 368Jake Szufnarowski
Bossman / Head Talent Buyer / Cowbellist
Jake@RocksOff.com

When not booking shows or playing host to all the wonderful women who board the Rocks Off Concert Cruise, Jake can usually be found playing golf, riding his motorcycle through congested city streets or out in the woods or working as an informant for the NYFD arson squad. He's also been known to traverse the globe as the wild and outrageous frontman of TRAGEDY: A Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees. Jake's favorite color is red, his favorite food is Italian and his favorite past-time is high fiving himself for making it to 36 years old and not having any children. He is also the creator of the massively popular website "THINGSTHATLOOKLIKECOCKNBALLS.COM" and the Facebook Page "GOFUCKYOURSELF" His mom is wildly proud.



File 371Sancho Dominguez
Enforcer / Lover / International Man of Mystery
Sancho@RocksOff.com

Sancho was the first employee of Rocks Off. He met Jake through his brother Flaco Dominguez who Jake used to tag team with in the spring pro wrestling league "Prohibida Futura Lucha Dominica." Jake wrestled under a mask and went by the ring name "Motociclete Muchacho". Sancho ran our NYC office from its inception in until 2005 when his homeland was struck by Hurricane Guillermo. Sancho moved back to the DR to help his family rebuild their Cockfighting Empire, which is the largest on the north shore of the island - boating eleven different Cockfighting arenas! In the spring of 2006, once internet service was restored to the DR, we were able to provide Sancho a work-from-hammock position. He now handles all of our online customer service inquiries and select band bookings from his laptop on the beach of Cabrete.

 

File 380Shane Goldman
aka Lance
Shane@RocksOff.com

We discovered Shane as a stowaway in the hull of the Halfmoon in 2007. Both of his parents were killed in a fiery car wreck on the FDR Drive that summer. Lil Baby Shane apparently crawled from the FDR over to the Skyport Marina and made his way to the Half Moon - obviously using his serpent like sense of heat to find the engine room and seek comfort. We're not quite sure if he was an idiot retard before the wreck, or if his current state is a result OF the wreck - but either way he made perfect sense to take over the role of idiot retard Lance in Tragedy. Art imitating life, for real. In all seriousness though, Shane isn't a retard idiot - he's just an idiot. 


 

 

41 Buffalo Bill Mulvey

Production Manager, Sound Enginer, DJ Extraordinairre, Luddite

BuffaloBill@RocksOff.com

Buffalo Bill was once frozen on ice, and hence frozen in time.  We bumped into him once with the Half Moon and our 'Love Captain' Roland thought it was an iceberg and that we were sinking.  Turns out all it did was put a dent in the hull, and we fished the giant block of ice and de-thawed it, releasing Buffalo Bill back into the wild environs of Rocks Off.  As soon as the first ray on sunlight hit his glistening iced-down torso he grabbed the microphone and the DJ console and made sure the whole cruise rocked the fuck out.

We're pretty sure he was frozen in the late 90s, based on his flip phone, hotmail.com email address, and a love of actually calling people on the telephone. That plus his aversion to any music recorded after 1999

 


 
File 377Backyard Bill Stites
Talent Buyer / Bear Cultivator / Sleep Machine
Bill@RocksOff.com

Backyard Bill Stites aka Backyard Bill Van Winkle, has the highest SAT scores in Rocks Off history. The guy was nearly perfect. His only point deduction came from his refusal to give himself an ethic categorization on the "about me" section of the standardized test. Backyard got that moniker because before he was in the concert business he was a pioneer of the Backyard Wrestling Scene in the 90s. From 1994 through 2004 Bill ran the LIMFBWF (Long Island Mother Fucking Backyard Wrestling Federation) where he also served as the champion from 1994-2001 when he finally dropped his title to Matt "The Terra" Serra. Bill currently is the World Heavyweight Sleeping Champion and is training round the clock for the US Beard Championships.

 


 

File 383Chris Zahn
Tribute Band Guru / Mr. Internet
Zahn@RocksOff.com


Chris Zahn is the internet. Seriously. Google has to license his brain in order to make their search software work. He also knows more about Tribute Bands than anybody on earth. You need a midget Ozzy Impersonator who ONLY does Ozzy's first 3 solo albums. Zahn will find it. Quicker than Walter Sobchak can find The Dude a toe. Zahn is also a world famous inventor. He spends his days inventing reasons for people to drop half a paycheck in one evening at the BB King Blues Club. He's pretty good at it too. But he's better at picking up chicks. Even if he is usually dressed like he's on his way to a Stone Temple Pilots concert.

 



File 386Big Bad Ernie Brown
Head of Security / Film Star

E.B. - as his enemies call him - is our Head of Security and sometimes Babysitter. He's great at both - maybe because he's big and mean and also a Baby Daddy to about 300 kids throughout the 4 Burroughs (he's got no love for S.I.) From August - November - during late afternoons and weekend, E.B. volunteers his time as a pee wee football coach in Brownsville. Beyond being a dedicated Father, Award Winning Coach, and prolific Baby Daddy, EB also stars in such films as "Black Dat Ass up Volume 6" and "So You Think You Can Pole Dance."