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All Aboard the Rocks Off Express!


Thursday, July 28, 2011

Rocks Off Concert Express!

Boards: 4:45pm / Departs: 5:00pm

Advance: $49 / Day of Show: $49

This event is 18+



Ya'know what's gonna be awesome? WEEZER, THE FLAMING LIPS, AND YEASAYER rocking at PNC, only an hour from the city! Y'know what's not gonna be awesome? Getting your car-less New Yorker ass to PNC for the show. That's where Rocks Off comes in!

We are running an air-conditioned, bathroom-equipped, sound system stacked, TV screen-rockin party bus from NYC to and from the shows, so you don't need to worry about finding a ride, staying sober, dealing with the scumbags on public transportation (or the crowded-ass, un-airconditioned, non-bathroom equipped or sound system, NO-TV-having shuttle buses back to the NJT station after the show), or even learning where the hell "Holmdel, New Jersey" actually is (once we're outside of the five boroughs, we can't tell a Holmdel from an Albuquerque from an Osh Kosh, but thankfully we've got professional drivers who can). Really, all you've gotta do is buy a ticket, show up, stumble into and out of the venue, and we'll take care of the rest - don't that sound like it's worth a little money spent on your peace of mind? (And - we can't stress this part enough - not having to draw straws to see which one of your friends has to stay sober at a Flaming Lips show)

The bus will run to and from 34th Street and 8th Avenue. Right in front of the McDonalds - so you can drop some greasy food in your gullet to soak up all the booze you'll be pouring into it all night long. Boarding begins at 4:45pm, and the bus will leave at 5pm PROMPTLY - we know you ninjas tend to be late to everything, but, really, you're gonna be super bummed out if you pay for a ticket and then miss the bus (and we're not going to refund you), so please take us at our word on this one. This bus ride is BYOS - Bring Your own Shit!!! Refreshments are not served on the bus, but we encourage you to bring your own. Best part is that you can leave your stuff on the bus while you are at the show. Our professional drivers are also highly trained Ninjas and will be staying with the bus to guard your precious briefcases and designer hula hoops. The bus will leave PNC half an hour after the show ends - once again, we are serious, and you will be even more bummed out if you pay for a ticket and then get stranded in New Jersey after the show, so please proceed as efficiently as you can towards the bus after the show. The plus side is, you will find yourself back in NYC afterwards in plenty of time to get a decent night's sleep (or to just keep raging with all the awesome people you met on the bus).

We expect this to sell out quickly, so, don't hesitate - you really, really don't want to take New Jersey Transit. (Trust us - we've done it, and it sucks)

Please note -

The ticket price is for the roundtrip bus transportation ONLY. It does NOT include concert tickets (and no, we don't have any you can buy).