Upcoming Shows

2 Skinnee Js ONE NIGHT ONLY Post-Pre-Apocalypse Now & Forever Tour Redux!

A Sunset Cruise With:

2 Skinnee Js ONE NIGHT ONLY Post-Pre-Apocalypse Now & Forever Tour Redux!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Jewel

Boards: 5:00pm / Departs: 6:00pm
E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr. Maps & Directions

Advance: $25 / Day of Show: $30

Tickets

2 Skinnee Js ONE NIGHT ONLY Post-Pre-Apocalypse Now & Forever Tour Redux!
"If Devo & Public Enemy got into a schoolyard brawl, you might get something like 2SJ after you washed the blood off the costumery..." THE CHAMPIONS ARE BACK! Fearfully led by gas station mogul, A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson (who allegedly won the band in a Vegas card game), who whips the band into a frenzy of pseudo-excellence by hurling insults at band members on and off the stage in a non-stop tirade, Stumpy keeps them in line by making sure each band member's salary is well below the poverty line. With 13 catalog releases under their belt (including a Box...ed Set!) 2SJ has been on the wrong side of supply & demand their entire career. Band members come in and out like a revolving door of misunderstood caricatures, usually with lawsuits settled out of court. Despite getting dropped from failing record labels, changing agents, lawyers & publicists like used undies and having no media attention whatsoever, fans in the dozens continue to demand more albums and shows! With mini-bouts of reunion tours (including an "acoustic/storytellers" run - documented on Sirus/XM Satellite Radio) & hiatuses since their (timely) breakup in 2003, 2SJ continues to threaten to reunite for another quasi-moneymaking venture for their owner, manager & spiritual adviser, A.J. Stumpy Johnson. Stay tuned... You Can't Deny The Force! Get yourself some SkinneeStuff at the Official 2SJ Webstore In addition to the Official 2SJ Pre-Apocalypse Now 2012 Tour Posters, we have SLASHED PRICES on: - ALL CDs! - ALL DVDs! - Big Green Book Boxed Sets! - 2CD & 3CD Digital Downloads! - T-Shirts (VERY limited supply left!!!!) Some items are $5/$10/$15 off!!