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The Bad Society Cruise Feat. Girlpool + Masters of Fright

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The Bad Society Cruise Feat. Girlpool + Masters of Fright

Aboard The Harbor Lights

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Delicious Eats by Sancho's Cantina!

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Rocks Off Cruise Aboard the Harbor Lights

Boards: 6:30pm / Departs: 7:30pm
E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr. Maps & Directions

Advance: $30

This event is 21+

Tickets

The Bad Society Cruise Feat. Girlpool + Masters of Fright
Join The Baffler as we set sail on the fetid waters of the East River for the first-ever Bad Society Cruise—with musical guests Girlpool and Masters of Fright—on the evening of Wednesday, August 14. Departing at 7:30 p.m. from Skyport Marina in Manhattan (2430 FDR Drive), we shall cruise the vile stretch of phallic condominiums and factories-cum-coworking spaces that line the shore, taking in the sunset before turning ourselves over to three leisurely hours of commiseration. The night will start with a set from NYC woodwind shredders Masters of Fright, an orchestral ensemble that performs the mystical arrangements of Sammy Weissberg. Later, we’ll be treated to the ever-expanding musical stylings of Girlpool, the duo of Harmony Tividad and Cleo Tucker, who will travel all the way from sunny Los Angeles to crack a bottle of shitty champagne on the bow of our hardy schooner. On their third and most recent album, What Chaos is Imaginary, Girlpool responds to the sinking feelings of modern life with surreal synth-laced poetry and expressive indie rock: “There’s a silver lining / and a ripping seam / everything’s overrated,” Tividad sings on its title track. Unlike other magazine cruises charging thousands of bucks for intellectual stimulation of questionable merit on faraway islands, we guarantee only bottom-shelf booze, top shelf-rock, and breathtaking views of a city wholly indifferent to your existence—all for the bargain price of $30 in advance (or, cough up $20 more and find yourself awash in a year’s worth of our fine and fair magazine to boot)! (Note: This event is 21+ and the bar will be cash-only.)
Aboard The Harbor Lights
Aboard The Harbor Lights

This cruise is aboard THE HARBOR LIGHTS and will depart from Skyport Marina - East 23rd Street & FDR Drive (EAST side).

We will be boarding and departing at the times listed

on your ticket and are not able to allow refunds if you miss the boat. So don't be late - it sure ain't pretty to be standin on the dock, watching the party sailing away! There are cash bars on board so make sure to swing by the ATM on your way to the boat. There will be food available for purchase. All cruises are 3 hours unless otherwise noted. If you have any questions about the show or your purchase, please contact Sancho Dominguez at sancho@rocksoff.com or check out our FAQ page on www.rocksoff.com

Please note that all shows are 21 and over and ID will be required upon boarding the boat

*LAST CALL for the boats is 5 minutes before departure. After this time your tickets may be forfeited and you may not be able to board the boat, so please arrive early*

Delicious Eats by Sancho's Cantina!
Delicious Eats by Sancho's Cantina!
We have delicious food available for purchase on all our boats! Menu items vary slightly but typically include empanadas, chicken, rice, salad, pasta, and the like! Cash only, so come hungry and with your pockets stuffed!