Air Sex World Championships: Season 3
Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want.
The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in. Since most Air Sex venues serve alcohol, you can’t get naked. And since some also serve food, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you’re free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!
The Air Sex World Championships are hosted by comedian Chris Trew and based out of the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Tx. For press inquiries or to register to compete please email Chris chris@airsexworldchampionships.com
Official Air Sex Website: http://airsexworld.com/
Have you ever left a live club show and said to yourself : “I don’t know what I just saw but I gotta have more”?
Well, Jimmy Kelleher, front man of the hip-hop outfit BABY JEWELRY has been making a career out of that for over a decade. You might not recognize his name and that’s partly due to the fact that Kelleher hasn’t spent any time under his given name or much of his time in any one project. He signed his first record deal with Sony as the swing-hop act JIMMY LUXURY where he made countless appearances on mainstream Hollywood soundtracks and opened for big names like Run D.M.C., The Cure and G. Love. Then, he was reborn as the underground rapper COBRAMAN, a cape-clad sex addicted delinquent whose perverse lyrics and off kilter flow made him a cult hit in Philadelphia. Now, Kelleher finds himself in even stranger and intriguing waters as front man to Baby Jewelry. This time around, it’s not a caped, platform heeled super-villan or a laid back, Manhattan sipping crooner taking the wheel. The trip is just as strange and dizzying but instead, it’s an ab-happy, fake and baked stripper from Key West who will definitely steal your girl and is just as likely to ride a horse into a nightclub. Think “The Situation” if he was funny and could rap like a motherfucker. Make sense? Of course not. It’s Jimmy Kelleher after all. And much like the Mighty M.F. Doom, or recent indie-rap darlings Die Antwoord, Kelleher’s lyrics are at any point ridiculous, at all points bizarre and just clever enough to make you pay attention. Producer Dito Peluche and D.J. Tenfingers aren’t afraid to push the BPM’s up a few notches to sell that Miami stripclub corner the group writes themselves into, but just as smoothly, he’ll transition into a classic, head-nodding east coast beat that sounds plucked from the greats of the 80’s. Live or in the studio, Baby Jewelry’s indie-hop might be one of the many tricks Kelleher has up his sleeve but it’s an infectious one that demands your attention. You might not know exactly what your seeing but you’re gonna want more.
Tell your friends. And hide your daughters
For free downloads, go to: http://listn.to/BABYJEWELRY
