Arlene's World Famous Karaoke Band!
The karaoke Ten Commandments:
1. Thou shalt seek only to rock.
2. Thou shalt not remove the sign up sheet from the karaoke shrine.
3. Thou should sign up early so you're not standing in the back with a killer buzz kicking yourself in the ass that you didn't.
4. Thou shalt not sign up for a song not on the song list, or sign up for a song that has already been taken.
5. Thou shalt not handle the karaoke bible.
6. Thou shalt not succumb to mean-spirited heckling. Any member of the congregation deserves a round of applause.
7. Thou shall reward singers of exceptional performance with an affirmative, "Holy Shit!!"
8. In accordance with rock n roll custom thou shall follow the urge to remove any article of clothing.
9. Tip your bartender. Covet thy neighbor. Keep holy the songs of Black Sabbath.
10. Thou shalt exalt the spirit of rock n roll all night and party every day.
Live Rock N' Roll Karaoke Song List: AC/DC: "Back in Black" "Big Balls" "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" "Have A Drink On Me" "Hells Bells" "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock N Roll)" "Sin City" "TNT" "Whole Lotta Rosie" "You Shook Me All Night Long" "Thunderstuck" Bryan Adams: "Summer of '69" Aerosmith: "Sweet Emotion" "Walk This Way" Alice In Chains: "Man In The Box" B-52's: "Love Shack" Bad Company: "Can't Get Enough" "Feel Like Making Love" "Shooting Star" The Beatles: "Come Together" "Helter Skelter" "I Am The Walrus" "I Saw Her Standing There" "Revolution" "Something" "With a Little Help From My Friends" Pat Benatar: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" "Heartbreaker" Chuck Berry: "Johnny B Goode" Black Sabbath: "Paranoid" "War Pigs" "Sweet Leaf" Blondie: "One Way or Another" Blur: "Song 2 (Woo-hoo)" Bon Jovi: "Living on a Prayer" Boston: "More Than A Feeling" David Bowie: "Rebel Rebel" "Suffragette City" "Ziggy Stardust" James Brown: "I Feel Good (I Got You)" BTO: "Takin' Care of Buisness" Buzzcocks: "Ever Fallen In Love?" The Cars: "Just What I Needed" "My Best Friends Girl" "You're All I've Got Tonight" Cheap Trick: "I Want You To Want Me" "Surrender" The Clash: "Brand New Cadillac" "I Fought the Law" "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" "London Calling" Concrete Blonde: "Joey" Alice Cooper: "Schools Out" Elvis Costello: "Pump It Up" The Cranberries: "Zombie" The Cult: "Love Removal Machine" "She Sells Sanctuary" The Cure: "Just Like Heaven" Danzig: "Mother" Deep Purple: "Smoke On The Water" Def Leppard: "Pour Some Sugar On Me" "Rock of Ages" Dio: "Rainbow in the Dark" Dion & The Belmonts: "Runaround Sue" Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" Divinyls: "I Touch Myself" The Doors: "Alabama Song (Next Whiskey Bar)" "Roadhouse Blues" "Touch Me" Bob Dylan: "Knocking on Heavens Door" Faith No More: "Epic" Fleetwood Mac: "Don't Stop" Lita Ford: "Kiss Me Deadly: Foreigner: "Hot Blooded" Free: "Alright Now" Go-Gos: "Our Lips Are Sealed" "We Got the Beat" Green Day: "Basketcase" "Longview" Guns N Roses: "It's So Easy" "Night Train" "Paradise City" "Sweet Child O' Mine" "Welcome To The Jungle" Sammy Hagar: "There's Only One Way To Rock" Heart: "Barracuda" Hole: "Celebrity Skin" Billy Idol: "Dancing With Myself" "Rebel Yell" "White Wedding" Iron Maiden: "The Trooper" "The Number of the Beast" Joe Jackson: "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" Rick James: "Super Freak" Janes Addiction: "Been Caught Stealing" "Jane Says" "Mountain Song" Jethro Tull: "Hymn 43" Joan Jett: "I Hate Myself For Loving You" "I Love Rock-N-Roll" Elton John: "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" Janis Joplin: "Me & Bobby Magee" "Piece of My Heart" Journey: "Anyway You Want It" "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'," Judas Priest: "Breaking The Law" "Living After Midnight" KISS: "Calling Dr. Love" "Rock N Roll All Night" The Knack: "My Sharona" Lenny Kravitz: "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" Cyndi Lauper: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" Led Zeppelin: "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" "Black Dog" "Immigrant Song" "The Ocean" "Misty Mountain Hop" "Rock & Roll" "Since I've Been Loving You" "The Song Remains The Same" "Ten Years Gone" "Whole Lotta Love" Little Richard: "Tutti Frutti" Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Sweet Home Alabama" Marilyn Manson: "The Beautiful People" Metallica: "Enter Sandman" "Seek & Destroy" Madonna: "Burning Up" Steve Miller Band: "Rockin' Me Baby" "The Joker" Modern English: "I Melt With You" Alanis Morrissette: "You Oughta Know" Motley Crue: "Live Wire" "Shout At The Devil" "Girls, Girls, Girls" Motorhead: "Ace of Spades" Mott The Hoople: "All The Young Dudes" Nena: "99 Luftballoons" Nirvana: "Breed" "In Bloom" "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Ted Nugent: "Cat Scratch Fever" Oasis: "Champagne Supernova" "Roll With it" "Wonderwall" Ozzy Osbourne: "Crazy Train" "I Don't Know" Robert Palmer "Bad Case Of Loving You" Pearl Jam: "Alive" "Jeremy" Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: "American Girl" "Last Dance With Mary Jane" Pink Floyd: "Another Brick In The Wall" The Pixies: "Here Comes Your Man" Poison: "Talk Dirty To Me" The Police: "Can't Stand Losing You" "Message In a Bottle" "Roxanne" Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Pretenders: "Brass in Pocket" Prince: "Purple Rain" Queen: "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" "Tie Your Mother Down" Quiet Riot/Slade: "Cum On Feel the Noize" Radiohead: "Creep" Rage Against The Machine: "Killing In The Name" The Ramones: "Blitzkreig Bop" "I Wanna Be Sedated" "Rockaway Beach" Ratt: "Round & Round" Red Hot Chili Peppers: "Give It Away" "Higher Ground" Rolling Stones: "Brown Sugar" "Honky Tonk Woman" "Sympathy for the Devil" The Romantics: "What I Like About You" Rush: "Limelight" Scorpions: "No One Like You" "Rock You Like A Hurricane" Sex Pistols: "God Save the Queen" "Anarchy in the UK" Simple Minds: "Don't You Forget About Me" Sly & The Family Stone "Everyday People" Smashing Pumpkins: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" Dusty Springfield: "Son of a Preacher Man" Bruce Springsteen "Born In The USA" Steppenwolf: "Born To Be Wild" Rod Stewart: "Hot Legs" "Maggie May" Sublime: "What I Got" T Rex: "Jeepster" "20th Century Boy" Thin Lizzy: "The Boys Are Back in Town" Tommy Tutone: "Jenny, Jenny (8675309)" Ike & Tina Turner: "Proud Mary" Twisted Sister: "We're Not Gonna Take It" U2: "One" "Sunday Bloody Sunday" Undertones: "Teenage Kicks" Van Halen: "Ain't Talkin Bout Love" "Dance The Night Away" "Ice Cream Man" "Panama" "Runnin' With the Devil" "You Really Got Me" Joe Walsh: "Funk 49" "Life's Been Good" The Who: "Baba O'Riley" Kim Wilde: "Kids in America" Stevie Wonder: "Superstition" Young MC: "Bust A Move" ZZ Top: "Cheap Sunglasses" "La Grange" "Sharp Dressed Man" "Tush" ...and yes, we really can play all of these songs.
1. Thou shalt seek only to rock.
2. Thou shalt not remove the sign up sheet from the karaoke shrine.
3. Thou should sign up early so you're not standing in the back with a killer buzz kicking yourself in the ass that you didn't.
4. Thou shalt not sign up for a song not on the song list, or sign up for a song that has already been taken.
5. Thou shalt not handle the karaoke bible.
6. Thou shalt not succumb to mean-spirited heckling. Any member of the congregation deserves a round of applause.
7. Thou shall reward singers of exceptional performance with an affirmative, "Holy Shit!!"
8. In accordance with rock n roll custom thou shall follow the urge to remove any article of clothing.
9. Tip your bartender. Covet thy neighbor. Keep holy the songs of Black Sabbath.
10. Thou shalt exalt the spirit of rock n roll all night and party every day.
Live Rock N' Roll Karaoke Song List: AC/DC: "Back in Black" "Big Balls" "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" "Have A Drink On Me" "Hells Bells" "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock N Roll)" "Sin City" "TNT" "Whole Lotta Rosie" "You Shook Me All Night Long" "Thunderstuck" Bryan Adams: "Summer of '69" Aerosmith: "Sweet Emotion" "Walk This Way" Alice In Chains: "Man In The Box" B-52's: "Love Shack" Bad Company: "Can't Get Enough" "Feel Like Making Love" "Shooting Star" The Beatles: "Come Together" "Helter Skelter" "I Am The Walrus" "I Saw Her Standing There" "Revolution" "Something" "With a Little Help From My Friends" Pat Benatar: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" "Heartbreaker" Chuck Berry: "Johnny B Goode" Black Sabbath: "Paranoid" "War Pigs" "Sweet Leaf" Blondie: "One Way or Another" Blur: "Song 2 (Woo-hoo)" Bon Jovi: "Living on a Prayer" Boston: "More Than A Feeling" David Bowie: "Rebel Rebel" "Suffragette City" "Ziggy Stardust" James Brown: "I Feel Good (I Got You)" BTO: "Takin' Care of Buisness" Buzzcocks: "Ever Fallen In Love?" The Cars: "Just What I Needed" "My Best Friends Girl" "You're All I've Got Tonight" Cheap Trick: "I Want You To Want Me" "Surrender" The Clash: "Brand New Cadillac" "I Fought the Law" "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" "London Calling" Concrete Blonde: "Joey" Alice Cooper: "Schools Out" Elvis Costello: "Pump It Up" The Cranberries: "Zombie" The Cult: "Love Removal Machine" "She Sells Sanctuary" The Cure: "Just Like Heaven" Danzig: "Mother" Deep Purple: "Smoke On The Water" Def Leppard: "Pour Some Sugar On Me" "Rock of Ages" Dio: "Rainbow in the Dark" Dion & The Belmonts: "Runaround Sue" Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" Divinyls: "I Touch Myself" The Doors: "Alabama Song (Next Whiskey Bar)" "Roadhouse Blues" "Touch Me" Bob Dylan: "Knocking on Heavens Door" Faith No More: "Epic" Fleetwood Mac: "Don't Stop" Lita Ford: "Kiss Me Deadly: Foreigner: "Hot Blooded" Free: "Alright Now" Go-Gos: "Our Lips Are Sealed" "We Got the Beat" Green Day: "Basketcase" "Longview" Guns N Roses: "It's So Easy" "Night Train" "Paradise City" "Sweet Child O' Mine" "Welcome To The Jungle" Sammy Hagar: "There's Only One Way To Rock" Heart: "Barracuda" Hole: "Celebrity Skin" Billy Idol: "Dancing With Myself" "Rebel Yell" "White Wedding" Iron Maiden: "The Trooper" "The Number of the Beast" Joe Jackson: "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" Rick James: "Super Freak" Janes Addiction: "Been Caught Stealing" "Jane Says" "Mountain Song" Jethro Tull: "Hymn 43" Joan Jett: "I Hate Myself For Loving You" "I Love Rock-N-Roll" Elton John: "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" Janis Joplin: "Me & Bobby Magee" "Piece of My Heart" Journey: "Anyway You Want It" "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'," Judas Priest: "Breaking The Law" "Living After Midnight" KISS: "Calling Dr. Love" "Rock N Roll All Night" The Knack: "My Sharona" Lenny Kravitz: "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" Cyndi Lauper: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" Led Zeppelin: "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" "Black Dog" "Immigrant Song" "The Ocean" "Misty Mountain Hop" "Rock & Roll" "Since I've Been Loving You" "The Song Remains The Same" "Ten Years Gone" "Whole Lotta Love" Little Richard: "Tutti Frutti" Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Sweet Home Alabama" Marilyn Manson: "The Beautiful People" Metallica: "Enter Sandman" "Seek & Destroy" Madonna: "Burning Up" Steve Miller Band: "Rockin' Me Baby" "The Joker" Modern English: "I Melt With You" Alanis Morrissette: "You Oughta Know" Motley Crue: "Live Wire" "Shout At The Devil" "Girls, Girls, Girls" Motorhead: "Ace of Spades" Mott The Hoople: "All The Young Dudes" Nena: "99 Luftballoons" Nirvana: "Breed" "In Bloom" "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Ted Nugent: "Cat Scratch Fever" Oasis: "Champagne Supernova" "Roll With it" "Wonderwall" Ozzy Osbourne: "Crazy Train" "I Don't Know" Robert Palmer "Bad Case Of Loving You" Pearl Jam: "Alive" "Jeremy" Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: "American Girl" "Last Dance With Mary Jane" Pink Floyd: "Another Brick In The Wall" The Pixies: "Here Comes Your Man" Poison: "Talk Dirty To Me" The Police: "Can't Stand Losing You" "Message In a Bottle" "Roxanne" Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Pretenders: "Brass in Pocket" Prince: "Purple Rain" Queen: "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" "Tie Your Mother Down" Quiet Riot/Slade: "Cum On Feel the Noize" Radiohead: "Creep" Rage Against The Machine: "Killing In The Name" The Ramones: "Blitzkreig Bop" "I Wanna Be Sedated" "Rockaway Beach" Ratt: "Round & Round" Red Hot Chili Peppers: "Give It Away" "Higher Ground" Rolling Stones: "Brown Sugar" "Honky Tonk Woman" "Sympathy for the Devil" The Romantics: "What I Like About You" Rush: "Limelight" Scorpions: "No One Like You" "Rock You Like A Hurricane" Sex Pistols: "God Save the Queen" "Anarchy in the UK" Simple Minds: "Don't You Forget About Me" Sly & The Family Stone "Everyday People" Smashing Pumpkins: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" Dusty Springfield: "Son of a Preacher Man" Bruce Springsteen "Born In The USA" Steppenwolf: "Born To Be Wild" Rod Stewart: "Hot Legs" "Maggie May" Sublime: "What I Got" T Rex: "Jeepster" "20th Century Boy" Thin Lizzy: "The Boys Are Back in Town" Tommy Tutone: "Jenny, Jenny (8675309)" Ike & Tina Turner: "Proud Mary" Twisted Sister: "We're Not Gonna Take It" U2: "One" "Sunday Bloody Sunday" Undertones: "Teenage Kicks" Van Halen: "Ain't Talkin Bout Love" "Dance The Night Away" "Ice Cream Man" "Panama" "Runnin' With the Devil" "You Really Got Me" Joe Walsh: "Funk 49" "Life's Been Good" The Who: "Baba O'Riley" Kim Wilde: "Kids in America" Stevie Wonder: "Superstition" Young MC: "Bust A Move" ZZ Top: "Cheap Sunglasses" "La Grange" "Sharp Dressed Man" "Tush" ...and yes, we really can play all of these songs.
